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俺是SXH一个还没满级的小YJ 俺想找个媳妇一起走四方 闯大荒
俺家在东北一个偏僻小山村 祖上传下来三亩地一间房 俺是家里独子 俺曾就读于李家寨红星小学 上了大概有三四年 老师跑了 俺小时候的理想是当科学家 因为俺娘说俺是俺们那旮旯里最有文化的人 但是后来老村长说科学家得
初中毕业 俺估计没什么希望了 现在俺的理想是把村东头老李家刚生的几头小猪仔弄回来 俺开个养猪场
俺现在要找个媳妇 俺身穿班尼路 裤子是MTB 鞋子是阿迪王 袜子一只是耐克 一只是草草公子的 (草草公子是打赢了四狗子抢来的) 这些听村里最时髦的王寡妇说都是名牌 都是城里的好心人送给俺们的 所以俺现在跟城里人一样也一身名牌啦
俺这人没啥优点 就是聪明 有前途 有理想 讲义气 有力气 胃口好 吃的多。。。。。
就拿昨天晚上来说吧 俺和俺们村那几个娃出去打架 结果碰到硬点子 衣服被人扒了 那人还拿着有俺名字的衣服到处晃 俺想啊 丢人不能丢气势啊 俺就说送你拿回去穿了 (心疼啊~俺的班尼路) 结果那伙人的老大还不让 说俺垃圾 呆比 要和俺一对一肉搏(什么都能忍 最恨别人骂我呆啊傻了 俺是俺们村最有文化的 俺们村的骄傲啊)于是不忍了 操了家伙去跟他干 结果他带着几个人把俺干了 打不过俺当然也不拼 (俺又不傻)看准个空挡就跑了。结果那人又在那骂 还叫俺去单挑 俺这人就是纯 没办法 虽然被他骗了次 但俺还是信了 再去 额滴乖乖全是人 长这么大第一次见到这么多人 吓我一跳 但俺也不怵 以前俺还和山上来村里偷食的野狗干过架 他再怎么也没野狗厉害吧 俺就上了 俺那真是使出了吃奶的劲 把他打趴了 俺头也被他打破了 结果他都打趴了 还要打 俺当然不干啦 他打不死的小强 但俺头破了很疼啊 很光棍的闪人 躲起来偷偷乐 哈哈
差点跑题了 下面是我征婚的国际申明
If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply;If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible;girls born in Shanghai, not possible;female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope。 The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?
附本人靓照一张
SXH对俺有意思的MM记得游戏里CALL我哈 嘿嘿
[ 本帖最后由 风太昊 于 2010-6-19 21:36 编辑 ] |
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